Monthly Archives: September 2021

Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??



This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. Can you keep up with their scatter brained diatribes?? More importantly, all Ross wants to know is, have you watched Succession and do you love Kendall as much as she does? Trust me, you don’t. Enjoy!


Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??



Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who work there. A place where up is down, down is up, pools are hot, and hot tubs are cold. Join them, won’t you?