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Ep. 151 “Dunkin Vonnegut”

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Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.

Ep. 148 “The Gospel of Luke”

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Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He’s a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversation!!

Ep. 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning”

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning”

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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories.

🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15)

  • The mechanics and acceptability of peeing in front of each other.

🏡 Podcast Comfort Zone (10:16 – 20:30)

  • Patrick asks Gastor if he feels comfortable in his home for the podcast.

🍔 Burger King Tantrum (20:31 – 30:45)

  • Gastor has a dramatic temper tantrum at a Burger King drive-through.

🍭 Sugar Addiction (30:46 – 40:55)

  • Patrick’s struggle with sugar addiction.

🍽️ Grade School Lunchroom Politics (40:56 – 50:10)

  • Lunchroom politics from grade school.

🌲 Nature Camp Update (50:11 – 55:20)

  • Update on Nature Camp for Franny.

🎒 Summer Rec Day Camp Drama (55:21 – 01:02:27)

  • Patrick’s summer rec day camp drama from his childhood.

Live Show Announcements

THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE

NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET

Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!

Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!

Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 145 “Nature Camp”

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 “Nature Camp”

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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents.

🎙️ Podcast Recording and Personal Updates

  • Introduction to episode 145.
  • Personal experiences, including trips to Connecticut and feelings of loneliness when family is away.
  • Changes in social life and interactions with younger people.

👨‍👩‍👧 Parenting and Family Dynamics

  • The importance of private time for young parents.
  • Patrick is lonely at home without his family!
  • Differences in problems faced by different age groups.

🏕️ Nature Camp Discussion

  • Debate on the concept and value of nature camps for children.
  • Concerns about safety and practicality of nature camps.
  • Comparison of nature camps to free outdoor play.

🚸 Childcare and Supervision

  • Importance of proper supervision for children.
  • Experiences with different types of childcare, including family and hired help.
  • Impact of immigrant family dynamics on childcare.

👶 Childhood Experiences and Safety

  • Stories about childhood experiences with babysitters and family friends.
  • Importance of setting boundaries and ensuring child safety.
  • Differences in childcare practices across cultures.

🎓 Parenting Reflections and Future Plans

  • Reflections on the impact parents have on their children’s development.
  • Importance of being present and attentive as a parent.
  • Plans for upcoming events and shows, including a comedy show in Connecticut and a local gig in Bushwick.

Live Show Announcements

  • THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE
  • NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET

Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!

Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!

Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 144 “Tractor Bros”

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 “Tractor Bros”

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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here’s a breakdown of their discussion:

🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 – 03:05)

  • The duo kicks off with light-hearted banter about the podcast’s episode count and their chemistry.
  • They delve into a fun conversation about different spices and their personalities.

🎭 Comedy Shows and Performances (03:54 – 08:23)

  • A recap of a recent show at St. Mark’s highlights a special night.
  • They discuss the dynamics of performing in front of friends and family.
  • Nostalgia and the impact of aging on personal relationships are also touched upon.

🎤 Comedy Material and Audience Interaction (19:04 – 28:34)

  • The emotional impact of performing personal material is explored.
  • They balance humor with heavy topics like mortality and family.
  • The challenge of maintaining a comedic atmosphere while being vulnerable is discussed.

🚜 Tractor and Utility Vehicle Discussion (28:34 – 39:18)

  • A light-hearted conversation about the appeal of utility vehicles and tractors.
  • Nostalgia for childhood interests and the practicality of such vehicles in urban settings.

🎭 Comedy Techniques and Audience Reactions (39:20 – 51:55)

  • The use of shock value in comedy and its impact on the audience is debated.
  • Balancing personal stories with humor to maintain audience engagement.
  • The importance of understanding the audience’s background and sensitivities.

📅 Upcoming Shows and Projects (51:55 – 01:01:22)

  • Announcements of upcoming shows and events, including dates and locations.
  • Discussion on the importance of creating and sharing new material regularly.
  • Encouragement to follow on social media for updates.

Live Show Announcements

  • THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!!
  • NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET

Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!

Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com