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Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??



Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.


Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??



Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!


Ep. 098 – Who cares about what we watch??



Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here’s what we’re watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.


Ep. 097 – Who cares about sleep training??



Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!


Ep. 094 – Who cares about solo parenting??



The Holbertineaus check in about Patrick’s adventures in child rearing by himself


Ep. 093 – Who cares about Taint Tuesday??



Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks


Ep. 092 – Who cares about being new parents??



They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.


Ep. 091 – Who cares about sleep deprivation??



Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it’s like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members…. Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all


Ep. 084 – Who cares about Advice In The Time of Corona??



Well shit is really really fucking weird right now, huh? No one knows anything about what the next several months will be like, but that doesn’t mean Ross and Patrick can’t answer some questions for you. They’ve got solicited advice for the folks who wrote in. They hope this episode will keep you entertained and maybe even a little informed while you pull yourself away from the news long enough to cry on the toilet.


Ep. 082 – Who cares about Tax Tuesday??



Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy. Moooonnneeeyyy! Ya know, like the song. Ross and Patrick coming to you post couple’s business meeting so they needed to unpack said business immediately. Not as fun as sex but equally as uncomfortable to talk about. Sounds fun, right?