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Ep. 099 – Who cares about Far Right Clubs??



We recorded this episode on the morning of January 20, 2021 in the hours before Joe Biden was inaugurated. Patrick is thinking about joining a far right extremist group and he tells Ross all about the cool options out there


Ep. 098 – Who cares about what we watch??



Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here’s what we’re watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.


Ep. 097 – Who cares about sleep training??



Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!


Ep. 093 – Who cares about Taint Tuesday??



Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks


Ep. 092 – Who cares about being new parents??



They’re at it again! Talking babies, family gatherings in the time of covid, and anniversaries. What kind of anniversaries? You’ll have to listen to find out. They unpack the minutia of daily life with a baby and a dog, while wondering will they be sluts again? They reminisce about past dalliances all the while wondering, “Is Frances hearing this?” Tune in to hear your favorite new parents continue on their journey of oversharing.


Ep. 091 – Who cares about sleep deprivation??



Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it’s like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members…. Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all


Ep. 090 – Who cares about Franny Sue??



Hello Everyone! Sorry for the delay. But we’re back with an audio odyssey catching up on where we’ve been and what’s going on. Our daughter was born on June 15th! Pretty crazy to be bringing a life into this world at this particular moment. We are doing the best we can and enjoying it overall. We hope you are all safe and sound and able to find peace and justice in your own life and in your communities. We will do our best to post episodes regularly, but it’s proving challenging to multi task with a 6 week old!


Ep. 081 – Who cares about dating in “reality”??



Have you heard the news? Pod people are getting engaged without actually meeting face to face! They are potentially mating and procreating while in the pods with the assistance of new technology that involves a blue tooth speaker, a ukulele, and goblets of wine. The apocalypse is a upon us and we must act fast. Just kidding! Love Is Blind is a new dating show on Netflix and Ross and Patrick are obsessed. The show is probably contributing to the downfall of society but who cares?! Listen to Ross and Patrick spoil the entire show by unpacking and ridiculing everything about it.


Ep. 080 – Who cares about mutual masturbation??



Ross & Patrick had exactly an hour to hang out together this weekend so they recorded this podcast to tell you all about wackin’ off together in Puerto Rico. Happy President’s Day!