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Ep. 128 Doctor New York

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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges.

Main Topics:

  • 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by “DRNY” (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.
  • 👂 Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.
  • 💉 Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts’ plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.
  • 🎂 Celebrating Patrick’s Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick’s 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life’s adventures.
  • 👴 Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.
  • 💰 “What’s Dad Mad About?” Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the “What’s Dad Mad About?” segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:

@GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127

Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.
  • 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.
  • 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.
  • 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.
  • 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.
  • 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.
  • 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.
  • 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures.
  • 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.
  • 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip

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Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!

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The Kia Compromise

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121

Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 The Saga of Patrick’s 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilarious tales of his enduring 2010 Kia Sorento, and the comedic challenges it poses when used for road work as a comedian.
  • 🪑 Gastor’s Throne: Discover the world of Gastor’s cherished “chair,” the epicenter of his football-watching experience. From the importance of this piece of furniture to the comedic tales it holds, the hosts take you on a journey into the heart of Gastor’s game-day rituals.
  • 🏈 Sports and Gambling: Dive into a candid discussion about the roles sports play in Patrick and Gastor’s lives. While football and gambling bring joy and excitement for Gastor, Patrick shares how his relationship with sports has evolved over time.
  • 🏡 Minimalism at Home: Explore the comedic dynamics of household minimalism as the hosts reflect on their wives’ impressive abilities to declutter and minimize belongings. Laugh along as they navigate the subtle art of domestic simplicity.

Whether you’re a comedy enthusiast, a sports fan, or simply someone looking for a good laugh, “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 121 promises an entertaining blend of humor, relatability, and unique perspectives.

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Patrick: @theholbertreport

Gastor: @GastorAlmonte

Ep. 116 New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte

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Heyyyy we’re back with a new episode. Well, not the “We” you may be used to. This week we’ve got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He’s seen HR, he’s got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he’s ready to rock.

Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He’s a father of two older children and he’s a wise man. Take a listen to this fun convo about child-rearing in NYC in 2024!!!

Also, follow Gastor on all the stuff—- @GastorAlmonte

And me too! @TheHolbertReport

Ep. 083 – Who cares about Glen Tickle??

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This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daughters, a wife, a comedy album called “(Yes, Really),” and a brand new special called “Good Grief: A Comedy About Loss and Being Bad At It.” He’s an all around great guy and a hilarious comic. Check him out at www.glentickle.com. Buy his new special there for download!!