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Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”
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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.
Main Topics:
- 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.
- 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.
- 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.
- 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.
- 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.
- 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.
- 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.
- 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures.
- 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.
- 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.
Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
Ep. 126 Don’t Know Nothing About Soap
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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 126: “Don’t Know Nothing About Soap”
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections.
Main Topics:
- 📺 Encountering the First Hater: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences with their first YouTube hater. Discover the hilarity and absurdity as they navigate through the world of online criticism and misunderstanding.
- 🎤 Hyde Park Rotary Club Gig: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts recount their successful performance at the Hyde Park Rotary Club. From co-headlining the show to delivering a memorable duo act, join Patrick and Gastor as they take the stage and leave the audience in stitches.
- 🛁 Date Night Disaster: Get ready for hilarity as Patrick recaps a disastrous date he took with Ross to the Russian & Turkish baths in the East Village of NYC. Laugh along as Gastor provides additional feedback and comedic insights into navigating the pitfalls of romance and date nights gone wrong.
- 🏫 High School Politics: Join the hosts in a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss high school politics and the awkward journey of finding your way during the most formative years. Discover surprising revelations as Patrick and Gastor reflect on their experiences and share hilarious tales from their high school days.
Tune in for an uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and unfiltered commentary.
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Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip
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Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!
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Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??
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Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.
Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??
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Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!
Ep. 097 – Who cares about sleep training??
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Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!
Ep. 091 – Who cares about sleep deprivation??
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Just a couple of new parents trying to think and speak clearly through the fog of sleep deprivation! Come along for a catch up episode as we discuss what it’s like being back on our own in Brooklyn. No shade, but if you got to raise your kid in a non-pandemic situation with help from multiple friends and family members…. Good for you!! Wow that must be amazing. Ok never mind, we love u all
Ep. 083 – Who cares about Glen Tickle??
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This is a very special episode! Ross and Patrick check in for a few minutes to start the show and then we go to a hotel in the middle of Pennsylvania to listen in as Patrick tries to learn how to be a dad from his comedy pal Glen Tickle. Glen has two daughters, a wife, a comedy album called “(Yes, Really),” and a brand new special called “Good Grief: A Comedy About Loss and Being Bad At It.” He’s an all around great guy and a hilarious comic. Check him out at www.glentickle.com. Buy his new special there for download!!
Ep. 082 – Who cares about Tax Tuesday??
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Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy. Moooonnneeeyyy! Ya know, like the song. Ross and Patrick coming to you post couple’s business meeting so they needed to unpack said business immediately. Not as fun as sex but equally as uncomfortable to talk about. Sounds fun, right?