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Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??



Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Danielle as they take a walk down memory lane and discuss how this chosen family truly began and withstood early sobriety in the hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Despite Ross’ hatred for pop punk, love still thrived.


Ep. 034 – Who cares about The Bachelor Finale??



Hi, can we steal you for a sec?? Ultimately, we knew from the moment we started watching the bachelor that it was going to be an experience that changed us for the rest of our lives. This journey has taught us so much about ourselves and that love isn’t something you can force, you know? We really hope you’re here for the right reasons because otherwise we’re going to throw you under the bus!

This is quite possibly our most obnoxious episode yet. If you’re passionate about the American institution of BACHELOR NATION, then this episode is for you! If you think The Bachelor is a shameful trash fest and that it’d be enjoyable to watch Chris Harrison dragged across a field of thorned roses, then this convo is also for you. We love it, we hate it, it’s the glue that keeps our marriage together. So come huff on these fumes and enjoy the ride to where the mountains meet the ocean!


Ep. 032 – Who cares about keeping LTRs fresh AF??



Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spent with a goat who don’t give a fuck, a trio of golden retrievers, and a couple animals banging in the barn. Maybe they’ll even give you some unsolicited sex tips. You’re welcome!


Ep. 031 – Who cares about Jen D again??



Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfeeding around your family, and what “playing house” meant for Jen and Ross as kids. Oh, and for the love of god- don’t say “uncomfortability” around Jen because you’ll immediately be dead to her. Ok bye!


Ep. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??



It’s impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of true love was too strong. Take a listen as they share about being sports fanatics, moving in together, and how couples therapy helps them argue better. Strap in and strap on, babies!


Ep. 027 – Who cares about Eddie & Gregory??



Our dear friends Eddie and Gregory are a hilariously dynamic couple who WE CARE about very much! On this ep, they tell us about moving in and movin’ on up from a tiny West Village one bedroom to their spacious Harlem brownstone where they are plant parents to dozens. Did someone say modern love and romance in 2019?


Ep. 022 – Who cares about Jessica Valentine??



Our guest this week is Jessica Valentine– Tattoo artist extraordinaire and all around Bad Bitch. We talk about her sobriety and how her new podcast “Seltzer Squad” is creating community and helping her stay accountable. Oh there’s also some classic oversharing from Ross but what else is new??


Ep. 021 – Who cares about The Holidays??



Happy Holidays, everyone! And if they’re not happy… We have some ideas for ya.


Ep. 014 – Who cares about stress relief??



This week Patrick and Ross invite Angie Anxiety into the studio. Perhaps this challenging personality is also an old pal of yours? Take a listen while the three of us discuss stress, overeating, self-injury, and other fun topics like scabs.


Ep. 009 – Who cares about Ms. C??



Let’s get this woman a TV show!! Ms. C should be on the Food Network cooking Latin classics and sweet potato pies while sassing fellas she met on Tindr. She’s a hilarious standup, successful real-estate agent, and a self-proclaimed “feral adult.” Enjoy this episode as we talk about her love affair with reality television, sex & dating, and Cuba.