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Ep. 108 – Who cares about literal or figurative trash??

September 23, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorizedbrooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, life, Love, Marriage, new york city, nyc, parenting, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, the bachelorPatrick Holbert

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This week Ross and Patrick take you on a tour of their current state which is chaotic, sleep deprived, and impassioned. They’re all over the the place- from Bachelor in Paradise to calling a local city council member about the trash crisis in Bushwick. Can you keep up with their scatter brained diatribes?? More importantly, all Ross wants to know is, have you watched Succession and do you love Kendall as much as she does? Trust me, you don’t. Enjoy!

Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??

January 29, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, Relationships, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sex, standup, standup comedy, the bachelor, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

Ep. 098 – Who cares about what we watch??

December 26, 2020Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, recovery, Relationships, Sobriety, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, therapy, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here’s what we’re watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.

Ep. 079 – Who cares about a “Babymoon”??

February 10, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, Halloween, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, polyamory, Sex, standup comedy, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Well they’re back from the tropics and they’re depressed. However, it felt like Christmas morning on Sunday in Brooklyn because after a week apart, they finally reunited with PEGGY! So all is not lost – least not in the Holbertineau house – but the nation is a full blown nightmare. While on their magical vacation in Puerto Rico, Ross and Patrick still kept tabs on the White House of Horrors and the democratic shim sham, and most importantly The Bachelor. Tune in to hear all about the food, the beach, the relaxation, and the tv watching. They missed you!

Ep. 076 – Who cares about The Bachelor Bébés??

January 13, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, sober, the bachelorPatrick Holbert

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This week Ross and Patrick are back to bouncing around from topic to topic. They know you missed that. While they prepare to be parents, they’re willing to dish out all the unsolicited relationship advice you didn’t ask for. Ross is reading about how to be a French parent, while Patrick wants to be the next bachelor. Come along for the bumpy ride all to the tune of the Backstreet Boys. It makes sense if you listen so just do it.

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Ep. 069 – Who cares about impeachment??

November 25, 2019Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, Halloween, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, podcast, Relationships, Religion, RuPaul, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sexual misconduct, standup, standup comedy, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, therapy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Episode 69, ya pervs!!

Coming to you from the comforts of their couch again, Ross and Patrick discuss politics and how every republican supporter of Trump really wants to be Scrooge McDuck. Peggy canoodles them through their attempt at political discourse while working on her own tv show, “Everything is Food!”

What a dynamic family!

Ep. 056 – Who cares about sluts in paradise??

August 12, 2019Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, bachelor in paradise, bachelor nation, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Gender, Love, Marriage, monogamy, nonmonogamy, Sex, the bachelor, the ethical slutPatrick Holbert

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Ross and Patrick’s main junk food TV show obsession is The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and its trash spawn, Bachelor in Paradise. The entire Bachelor brand is based on the myths we were all sold about love and relationships during our Disney-enhanced childhoods. On this episode, the Who Cares hosts discuss the first episode of Bachelor In Paradise, the drama that ensued, and how little do all these hormone-hyped contestants know, they’re all in open relationships and navigating them terribly. With a dog-eared copy of The Ethical Slut in hand, Ross and Patrick read some wise words from this revolutionary polyamory bible to discuss all the mistakes and missteps happening in Paradise.

Ep. 052 – Who cares about teamwork??

July 15, 2019Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, Comedy, couples, death, Drag, Fashion, Gender, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, politics, Relationships, Sobriety, standup comedy, Substance Abuse, the bachelorPatrick Holbert

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This week Patrick and Ross catch up after being separated by The Road for four days. Ross experiences shades of single motherhood while Patrick was out performing at various breweries around the northeast trying to make enough money to feed his dog-ter back home. Listen in as the two share their respective adventures and discuss life ahead.

Ep. 048 – Who cares about episode 48??

June 17, 2019Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, nyc, open marriage, podcast, politics, polyamory, Reality TV, recovery, Relationships, sexual health, Sexual misconduct, Sobriety, standup, standup comedy, STI's, Substance Abuse, the bachelorPatrick Holbert

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This week Patrick and Ross and their third co-host and dog, Peggy, drive southbound on I-95 and talk about all sorts of things. (Well truthfully, Patrick and Ross do most of the talking while Peggy naps in a donut formation in the back seat). Take a listen as The Family Holbertineau mourns the passing of their dear Aunt Sue, discuss father’s day, and share their gratitude for the kind feedback about last week’s bombshell episode from supportive listeners. Get Pegged ya’ll!

Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??

April 8, 2019Comedy, Marriage, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, Comedy, couples, dating, Drag, Drugs, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, podcast, politics, Reality TV, Religion, Sobriety, standup, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Danielle as they take a walk down memory lane and discuss how this chosen family truly began and withstood early sobriety in the hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Despite Ross’ hatred for pop punk, love still thrived.