Monthly Archives: March 2025

Ep. 181 “Puke & Rally”



In the latest episode of the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross’s daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross’s surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast’s reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening.

 

Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 – 05:00)

  • Ross and Patrick hosting the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, episode 181
  • Recording in Colorado in the backyard of Ross’s brother PJ’s home
  • Discussing recording outside with construction noise in the background
  • Setting described as Centennial, Colorado, with a princess castle nearby
  • Mentioned that episodes are now also on YouTube

Travel Mishaps and Family Visit (05:00 – 15:00)

  • Travel began with a ‘fire drill’ – Fran (Ross and Patrick’s daughter) vomited in the cab on the way to the airport at 4am
  • Had to rush back upstairs to change clothes before continuing to airport
  • The family handled the situation efficiently, working as a team
  • Currently visiting family in Colorado with 12 people in the house
  • Ross’s father, sister, brother, sister-in-law, and brother’s in-laws all present
  • Children experiencing typical ‘spring break sickness’

‍️ Hot Yoga Experience (15:00 – 25:00)

  • Ross attended a hot yoga class that wasn’t labeled as ‘hot yoga’ on the booking app
  • Ross felt lightheaded due to the combination of heat and elevation (5,280 ft)
  • Had to leave the class early due to near-fainting symptoms
  • Experienced unexpected emotional response (crying) after leaving the class
  • Discussion about how hot yoga creates manufactured intense experiences
  • Connection made between hot yoga, breath control, and cult-like leadership

Family Time and Podcast Updates (25:00 – 29:10)

  • Ross sharing about ice cream binges with his father as a bonding experience
  • Discussion about the family enjoying quality time together
  • Mention of their Patreon account that currently has no subscribers
  • Considering offering different tier options for the podcast (possibly $1-2)
  • Alternative idea of releasing partial episodes on free feed with full versions on Patreon

 


Ep. 180 “Children of Pauls”



In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick’s upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a financial planner, promoting Patrick’s shows, and starting a family tree project.

 

Notes

️ Podcast Recording Setup (00:01 – 05:00)

  • Checking audio levels and equipment
  • Discussing episode number (possibly 180)
  • Introducing hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau
  • Mentioning Peggy Pickles (possibly a pet)

Financial Discussion and Patreon (05:00 – 15:00)

  • Planning to populate Patreon with content
  • Discussing potential Patreon content (e.g., naked comedy set)
  • Talking about hiring a financial planner/counselor (Jen Mayer from We Are Fully Funded)
  • Discussing the importance of hiring professionals for various life aspects

Personal Projects and Career (15:00 – 25:00)

  • Mentioning upcoming documentary “Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian”
  • Discussing Patrick’s comedy special release on April 22nd
  • Talking about uncertainties regarding income from these projects

‍‍ Family and Personal Life (25:00 – 35:00)

  • Discussing recent trip to a play place with their daughter
  • Sharing funny observations about other parents and children at the play place
  • Talking about the challenges of parenting in public spaces

️ Upcoming Trip to Colorado (35:00 – 45:00)

  • Planning visit to family in Colorado
  • Mentioning Patrick’s comedy shows in Denver and Boulder
  • Discussing potential visit to Meow Wolf

Family Dynamics and Humor (45:00 – 50:15)

  • Joking about their fathers’ different personalities and habits
  • Discussing potential reality show idea featuring their dads
  • Mentioning interest in exploring family genealogy

 

Action items
Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau

  • Set up Patreon account and populate with content (04:54)
  • Prepare for meeting with financial planner Jen Mayer on Thursday (06:51)
  • Consider visiting Meow Wolf during Colorado trip (41:55)
  • Start family tree on heritage.com (48:14)

Patrick Holbert

  • Promote upcoming comedy shows in Denver and Boulder (42:44)

Ep. 179 “American Pickers”



In Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women’s bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross’s plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions.

 

Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 – 10:27)

  • Recording setup and audio syncing discussed
  • Introduction of hosts Ross Aaron Margeneau and Patrick Holbert
  • Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter” podcast
  • Discussion about Ross’s past nose injury and surgery experience
  • Conversation about body image and self-consciousness

Body Image and Self-Perception (10:28 – 22:02)

  • Talked about dermatillomania and Ross’s experience with it
  • Discussed body dysmorphia and societal pressures on appearance
  • Conversation about breast size and its impact during adolescence
  • Patrick shared his changing preferences in physical attraction over time

Aging and Self-Perception (22:02 – 32:18)

  • Discussion about noticing physical changes with age
  • Conversation about neck pain and physical discomfort
  • Talked about Ross’s experience with pregnancy and body changes
  • Discussion about societal expectations and objectification of women’s bodies

TV Shows and Family (32:18 – 42:25)

  • Discussed various reality TV shows they’re watching
  • Conversation about CBS sitcoms and Fran’s reaction to them
  • Talked about wildfires in different locations
  • Discussion about freelance work and payment issues

Freelance Work and Finances (42:25 – 54:41)

  • Detailed discussion about freelance work challenges
  • Conversation about late payments and advocating for fair treatment
  • Discussed the impact of AI on their work
  • Talked about tax filing and potential extensions
  • Interruption by someone at the door

 


Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream”



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Overview
In the “Expired Hand Cream” podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick’s purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick’s upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings.

 

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 – 09:15)

  • Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
  • Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York
  • Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup
  • Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting

Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 – 18:43)

  • Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule
  • Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago
  • Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation
  • Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico

Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 – 27:55)

  • Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin
  • Discussing Patrick’s tendency to opt for cheaper options
  • Ross expresses concern over Patrick’s shopping habits and self-care choices

Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 – 39:01)

  • Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac
  • Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda
  • Patrick mentions discussing TV show ‘Traitors’ with fellow comedians
  • Conversation about comedian Robbie Hoffman and her work

Work and Personal Updates (39:01 – 50:33)

  • Ross planning fundraiser yoga class for Make the Road New York
  • Patrick sharing upcoming comedy show dates in Illinois
  • Discussing potential Patreon setup for the podcast
  • Brief mention of past experiences in TV production
  • Wrapping up the podcast and planning future recordings

 

Action items

Patrick Holbert

  • Patrick to decide on extending stay in Appleton (10:00)
  • Patrick to include Ross’s fundraiser information in podcast notes (41:45)

Ross Aaron Martineau

  • Ross to send link for fundraiser yoga class information (41:45)

Unassigned

  • Both to work on setting up Patreon for the podcast (40:32)
  • Plan another Zoom call before Patrick returns home (50:16)