Monthly Archives: July 2025

Ep. 198 “We Got Doored” FULL EPISODE

July 23, 2025UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

Patrick and Ross are co-parenting in NYC, focusing this episode on first aid and safety after a bicycle accident involving Patrick and Franny.
Franny attends a wilderness summer camp run by their friend Kirsten, with the family opting for bicycle transportation due to NYC traffic.
The accident occurred after Patrick installed a new front basket on the bicycle, with an Uber passenger opening a car door into their path.
Franny sustained three clean cuts requiring wound care, prompting Patrick to confront the Uber driver about safety violations.
Neighbor Troy assisted post-accident, while another Uber driver provided ice water, highlighting community support.
Patrick felt a mix of anger, shame, and guilt following the incident, and the original Uber driver expressed distress requiring consolation.
Franny resumed bicycle transportation five days after the accident, indicating a positive recovery and return to routine.
Patrick now rides at a slower pace, feeling skittish about safety in Brooklyn traffic following the incident.
Patrick’s recent comedy shows in Dallas received positive feedback, with plans to upload performances on Patreon to engage audiences.
Personal reflections include childhood injury experiences, contributing to heightened parental fears, with a family vacation planned soon.

Ep. 197 “Choke On It” LIMITED EPISODE

July 16, 2025UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

Podcast nearing milestone of 200 episodes, with plans for celebratory content and highlight reels.
Patrick announced upcoming comedy shows in Dallas (July 18-20) and Hanover (August 23, 2025), increasing audience engagement.
Ross completed BLS CPR certification, meeting requirements for continuing doula work and enhancing professional qualifications.
CPR training involved a diverse group, including a nun and nursing students, emphasizing varied participant backgrounds.
A disruptive participant consumed alcohol during the CPR training, leading to removal for inappropriate behavior and inability to participate.
Course content included the Heimlich maneuver (renamed abdominal thrusts) and chest compressions, important for lifesaving skills.
Ross received certification via email after successful completion of open-book test, highlighting effective training methods.
Technical issues arose from recording in 4K format, resulting in limited storage and a truncated episode.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction & Announcements (00:00 – 02:56)

Patrick announces upcoming comedy shows: Dallas, Texas (July 18-20) opening for Ian Finance and Hanover, Pennsylvania (August 23, 2025) headlining at Church of Satire
Podcast has reached episode 197, approaching 200 episodes milestone with plans for celebration content
Patreon mentioned for bonus content including stand-up sets from Oklahoma City shows

Personal Updates (01:23 – 07:47)

Ross completed BLS CPR certification through American Heart Association for adult, child, and infant CPR as requirement for doula work
Child attending summer camp in Brooklyn, allowing parents to record without hiring sitter
Patrick mentions needing to get to a pool, having not been in water for nearly a week

CPR Training Experience – Main Discussion (09:22 – 16:38)

Training held at co-working space with diverse group including nun, nursing students, and problematic participant
Instructor Alba arrived 10 minutes late with two rescue dogs, despite strict punctuality warnings
Derpy participant described as disruptive individual with blonde beard, gym shorts, claiming to be surgical assistant

Problematic Participant Behavior (18:10 – 32:11)

Individual openly consumed beer during training, pouring tall boy into Poland Spring bottle
Became progressively intoxicated throughout session, using excessive profanity in front of nun
Made inappropriate comments about enjoying using CPR in medical situations
Eventually removed from class for inability to perform required demonstrations due to intoxication

Training Content & Certification (25:08 – 33:31)

Course covered Heimlich maneuver (now called abdominal thrusts due to family name removal) and chest compressions
Open-book test format with advance question review to ensure participant success
Ross successfully obtained certification via email following completion

Technical & Recording Issues (34:57 – 36:22)

Phone storage became full due to recording in 4K format
Episode cut short due to time constraints, with possibility of additional Patreon content

Action items

Patrick

Edit recorded episode segments together due to interrupted recording (36:22)
Consider uploading Oklahoma City stand-up sets to Patreon for bonus content (00:00)
Plan celebration content for upcoming 200th episode milestone (02:56)

Unassigned

Explore having producer create highlight reel for 200 episodes (02:56)

Ep. 196 “Liquid Billionaires”

July 9, 2025UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ recorded on July 7, 2025, with hosts reflecting on a successful comedy performance despite a small audience.
YouTube channel viewership is limited to 17 views, risking a drop to 14 due to early episode cursing.
Discussed themes in the ‘Ocean Gate’ documentary, highlighting safety negligence in underwater exploration linked to wealthy individuals and current political commentary.
Patrick reflecting on his 22-year NYC journey as a sober companion, emphasizing the personal significance of the Kosciusko Bridge.
Current coaching role aids financial stability while aspiring to transition into comedy and filmmaking, with detailed plans for Patreon discussions.
Bespoke Patreon strategy includes direct outreach to 6 current subscribers and varying content tiers, such as risk story performances and yoga class for remote subscribers.
Ross actively participates in family responsibilities, involving quarterly toy and clothing donations, facing logistical challenges with drop-off scheduling.
Nostalgic discussions about past experiences, including reflections on childhood visits to Long Island, enhance personal storytelling throughout the episode.
Exploration of British reality TV shows sparks conversation about cultural preferences in entertainment.
Highlighted the need for improved audio equipment knowledge, referencing techniques from LCD Sound System performances.

Notes

️ Episode Details & Technical Setup (01:35 – 08:52)

Episode 196 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast recorded on Monday, July 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM.
Host Ross performed comedy at Grizzly Pair for six people and felt successful as a comedian.
Recording split format with intro together, then separate segments due to scheduling conflicts.
YouTube channel has limited viewership – 17 views that could drop to 14 with early cursing.
Audio equipment discussion regarding square microphone technique similar to LCD Sound System performances.

Personal Life & Entertainment (03:01 – 04:27)

Hosts watched ‘Naked Brits’ dating show on HBO featuring uncensored British participants.
Discussion of British reality TV preferences, including country home shows and wealth-focused programming.
Patrick working multiple doula jobs while maintaining podcast schedule.
Ross mentioned spitting habit of daughter Franny after teeth brushing.

Netflix Ocean Gate Documentary Analysis (05:48 – 07:17)

Watched Ocean Gate documentary about ‘liquefied billionaires’ and narcissistic wealthy individuals.
Documentary explores generationally wealthy submarine company owner who caused deaths through poor salesmanship and safety negligence.
Political commentary connecting documentary themes to current leadership and ‘death cult’ politics.

Patrick’s Early Morning Work Drive (10:30 – 19:46)

Recording at 5:40 AM on Tuesday, July 8 while driving to Manhattan for client work.
Working as sober companion/executive functioning coach for 9-10 years, helping clients with emotional disorders and neurodivergence.
Crossing Kosciusko Bridge triggers 22-year reflection on New York City career journey since May 2003 college graduation.
Bridge replacement project completed 6-7 years ago, previously was deteriorating brutalist steel structure.
Nostalgic memories of driving to Long Island to visit ex-girlfriend’s family on weekends.

Career Transition Goals (21:36 – 21:36)

Current coaching work serves as survival structure to support real passions in comedy and filmmaking.
Goal to transition out of current work, planning detailed discussion for Patreon subscribers about work specifics.
Past production assistant experience included overnight tape digitization when physical tapes were required for editing.

Patreon & Content Strategy (08:52 – 24:54)

Bespoke Patreon approach with individual outreach to 6 current subscribers.
Risk story performance content planned for $5 tier subscribers.
Yoga class content offering for subscribers who don’t live in New York City.
Two-dollar subscription level provides access to full episodes beyond the limited free version.

Family & Household Management (23:22 – 23:22)

Ross manages quarterly toy and clothing donations, currently bags waiting in car trunk for two weeks.
Blues Clues watch toy making repeated sounds from donation bags, creating mental distraction during drive.
Bushwick free store available on Tuesdays for donations, but car scheduling conflict prevents drop-off.

Action items

Patrick

Record individual podcast segment during 5:30 AM drive to Manhattan (08:52)
Record segment after teaching yoga class (08:52)
Create detailed Patreon content explaining work transition specifics (21:36)
Upload Risk story performance to Patreon for $5 tier subscribers (08:52)

Ross

Record individual podcast segment when alone (08:52)
Deliver toy donation bags to Bushwick free store or alternative location (23:22)
Consider recording yoga class content for Patreon subscribers (08:52)

Ep. 195 “Long Balls and a Broken Foot”

July 2, 2025UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

Episode 195 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ features Patrick recording solo due to Ross’s injury; highlights adaptability in content creation.
Zoron Momdani’s win in the Democratic mayoral primary nomination sparked satirical takes from Patrick, showcasing engagement with current events.
Patrick battled strep throat mid-week, demonstrating resilience by performing on the Risk Storytelling podcast, receiving positive feedback.
Ross suffered a broken foot during a pool incident, impacting family mobility and leading to an early return from a trip.
The family is navigating a childcare gap as they transition from school to summer camp, requiring full-time arrangements during the interim.
Patrick reminisced about childhood summers at the Ulster County pool, creating connections between past and present experiences for his daughter.
Family visit to Stap Dairy Farm allowed Franny to interact with various farm animals, enriching their time together with hands-on learning.
Franny experienced a unique moment feeding domesticated deer, highlighting the importance of wildlife encounters in family outings.

Notes

️ Podcast Production Updates (00:00 – 01:33)

Episode 195 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast being recorded solo by Patrick due to Ross’s injury and scheduling conflicts.

️ Election Results (01:33 – 03:18)

Zoron Momdani won the Democratic mayoral primary nomination, with Patrick making satirical commentary about the outcome.

Health Issues (03:18 – 04:42)

Patrick contracted strep throat mid-week, initially mistaking symptoms for COVID before receiving proper diagnosis and antibiotics treatment.

Risk Podcast Performance (04:42 – 06:14)

Patrick performed a story he’s been telling since 2017 on the Risk Storytelling podcast Thursday night despite being ill, receiving positive feedback from Ross.

Family Injury (06:14 – 07:43)

Ross broke her foot doing a cannonball in Aunt Nat’s pool on Monday, requiring early return from upstate trip and affecting her mobility.

Childcare Gap (07:43 – 10:56)

Family navigating week between end of school and start of summer camp, requiring full-time childcare coverage.

‍️ Ulster County Pool Visit (10:56 – 12:18)

Patrick took Franny to the Ulster County pool in New Paltz, revisiting location from his childhood Summer Recreation program 35 years ago.

Childhood Memories (12:18 – 16:50)

Detailed recollection of summer camp experiences including memorable encounters with bus driver Jack and his distinctive shower habits.

Family Activities Upstate (16:50 – 18:19)

Visit to Stap Dairy Farm in Pine Bush where Franny interacted with farm animals including cows, goats, and kittens.

Wildlife Encounters (18:19 – 00:00)

Franny hand-fed domesticated deer in Walden, facilitated by tenant who regularly feeds them Cheerios.

Action items

Unassigned

Record another podcast episode with Ross when she recovers from foot injury (00:00)
Upload podcast episode by end of Wednesday to maintain schedule (00:00)
Plan summer pool and beach activities around NYC public pool schedule (11am-3pm, 4pm-7pm daily) (00:00)
Coordinate Franny’s summer camp pickup (3pm) with pool schedule timing (00:00)