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Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream”

March 5, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In the “Expired Hand Cream” podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick’s purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick’s upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 – 09:15)

Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York
Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup
Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting

Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 – 18:43)

Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule
Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago
Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation
Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico

Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 – 27:55)

Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin
Discussing Patrick’s tendency to opt for cheaper options
Ross expresses concern over Patrick’s shopping habits and self-care choices

Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 – 39:01)

Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac
Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda
Patrick mentions discussing TV show ‘Traitors’ with fellow comedians
Conversation about comedian Robbie Hoffman and her work

Work and Personal Updates (39:01 – 50:33)

Ross planning fundraiser yoga class for Make the Road New York
Patrick sharing upcoming comedy show dates in Illinois
Discussing potential Patreon setup for the podcast
Brief mention of past experiences in TV production
Wrapping up the podcast and planning future recordings

Action items

Patrick Holbert

Patrick to decide on extending stay in Appleton (10:00)
Patrick to include Ross’s fundraiser information in podcast notes (41:45)

Ross Aaron Martineau

Ross to send link for fundraiser yoga class information (41:45)

Unassigned

Both to work on setting up Patreon for the podcast (40:32)
Plan another Zoom call before Patrick returns home (50:16)

Ep. 177 “Backward Peg Leg”

February 26, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account.

Notes

🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Reflection (00:00 – 11:05)

Episode 177 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau
Reflecting on 8 years of marriage and podcasting
Discussion about Ross’s Friday night yoga class and playlist curation
Upcoming fundraiser yoga class on March 8th with live DJ

🏋️ Personal Updates and Relationship Reflection (11:05 – 21:59)

Patrick’s recent workout routine and fitness goals
Ross’s upcoming 11-day trip
Reflection on their 8-year marriage and 14-year relationship
Discussion about the challenges of early parenthood
Appreciation for each other’s support in personal and professional goals

💼 Career and Content Creation (21:59 – 31:52)

Patrick’s work as a life coach/sober companion
Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula
Discussion about creating a Patreon for additional content
Brainstorming ideas for Patreon tiers and content

💰 Patreon Plans and Future Content (31:52 – 42:59)

Decision to start a Patreon with $5/month base tier
Ideas for Patreon content: yoga classes, birth work commentary, comedy sets
Discussion about balancing professional and personal content
Ross’s upcoming 16-year sobriety anniversary
Plans for a special Patreon episode about Ross’s sobriety journey

Action Items

Ross Martineau

Prepare for fundraiser yoga class on March 8th (04:15)

Patrick Holbert

Help Ross find a Britney Spears-style microphone for yoga classes (04:36)

Unassigned

Set up Patreon account and determine content tiers (31:52)
Record a Patreon episode about Ross’s 16 years of sobriety (41:17)

Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire”

February 19, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled “Stage 4 Billionaire,” host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This” and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media’s impact on artists and views on Trump’s policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 – 09:36)

Patrick Holbert introduces ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
Discusses personal appearance and recording setup
Mentions 176th episode and recent solo recordings
Reflects on 8th wedding anniversary with Ross
Shares anecdote about Nathan Lee attending a comedy show

Reflections on Past and Present (09:37 – 22:28)

Reminisces about childhood activities, particularly rollerblading
Discusses the perception of rollerblading vs. skateboarding
Reflects on maintaining friendships into adulthood
Mentions current work situation and financial concerns
Expresses frustration with billionaires and wealth inequality

Economic and Social Commentary (22:28 – 34:56)

Critiques subscription-based economy and its impact on artists
Discusses the role of social media in advertising
Expresses concern about the future of work and retirement
Shares thoughts on Trump’s economic policies and manufacturing
Proposes ideas for revitalizing American manufacturing

️ Upcoming Events and Personal Goals (34:58 – 43:08)

Lists upcoming comedy shows and dates
Mentions premiere of ‘Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian’
Expresses desire to focus on comedy and filmmaking career
Discusses recent editing work and future aspirations
Congratulates Gastor on directorial debut

Action items

Patrick Holbert

Perform at Fairfield Comedy Circle in Connecticut (36:40)
Emcee at the Laugh Tour in Jersey City (37:33)
Feature at Tilly’s Farm Table in Westchester County (37:40)
Potentially perform in Denver during family trip (38:10)
Perform in Sullivan County and Binghamton (38:32)
Participate in Josh Tatum’s fundraiser show in Highland, NY (38:39)
Attend NYC premiere of ‘Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian’ at Quad Cinemas (38:46)

Ep. 175 “A Brief Hold”

February 12, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Host’s Current State (00:00 – 05:05)

Podcast: “We Hired a Sitter for This”
Host feeling unwell after receiving flu and Covid vaccines
Recording late due to fatigue and busy schedule
Stand-up comedian in New York City
Financial stress and hustling for work

️ Weekend Activities and Family Time (05:05 – 09:53)

Played in snow with daughter Franny
Visited Whitney Museum on free Second Sunday
Crowded museum experience with Franny
Ate at Shake Shack, possibly causing illness

Health Concerns and Work Challenges (09:55 – 15:00)

Feeling sick after eating junk food
Desire to break unhealthy eating habits
Difficult day at work with mental health clients
Encounter with a challenging customer (Karen) at car rental return

Car Rental Return Incident (15:00 – 21:05)

Chaotic scene at Enterprise car rental
Worker overwhelmed by multiple customers and constant phone calls
Karen’s disruptive behavior and worker’s emotional breakdown
Reflection on capitalism and customer expectations

Action items

Unassigned

Maintain consistent podcast release schedule (01:33)
Consider making more effort to experience New York City culture (08:10)
Use current illness as motivation to break unhealthy eating habits (10:39)

Ep. 174 “Documental Health”

February 5, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In the podcast episode titled “174 Pod.mp3,” co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show “We Hired a Sitter for This,” originally launched in 2017 as “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian,” which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. He also reflects on his past documentary experiences, including challenging shoots from MTV’s True Life series, and looks ahead to upcoming comedy shows and a special set to release on Comedy Dynamics in April. Action items for listeners include watching the documentary trailer and attending Patrick’s live shows.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Background (00:00 – 11:01)

Podcast titled “We Hired a Sitter for This”
Started with wife Ross Martineau in 2017
Changed name from “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” a year ago
Co-hosted with Gastor Almonte for the past year
Current episode is a solo recording by Patrick

Documentary Project with Joe List (11:01 – 20:44)

Launching official trailer for documentary with Joe List
Documentary titled “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian”
Filmed in Key West for four days in February 2023
Explores long-term friendship, career paths, and mental health in comedy
Patrick’s experience shooting and directing the documentary

Personal Experiences in Documentary Filmmaking (20:44 – 32:13)

Reflection on past documentary work, including True Life series for MTV
Experience filming with Danielle from Real Housewives of New Jersey
Challenging and sometimes dangerous situations while filming
Insights into the documentary filmmaking process

Upcoming Projects and Shows (32:14 – 41:27)

Patrick’s upcoming comedy shows and appearances
Special coming out in April on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon
Featuring for Ian Finance in Wisconsin and Ron on Hirshberg in Chicago
Importance of maintaining consistent podcast episodes

Action items

Unassigned

Watch and comment on Joe List’s documentary trailer on YouTube (03:41)
Attend Patrick’s show at Grizzly Pair at midnight on February 5th (38:43)
Attend Don’t Tell New Jersey show in Jersey City on Saturday at 7pm (38:47)
Watch Patrick’s special on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon in April (39:06)

Ep. 173 “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors”

January 29, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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In the latest episode of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, titled “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors,” Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website.

Notes

️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 – 07:56)

Episode 173 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
Patrick recording alone in his home studio in Bushwick, NYC
Multitasking due to a client cancellation
Discusses potential studio recordings with guests

️ Personal Updates and Exercise (07:56 – 17:20)

Resumed treadmill workouts with hill incline setting
Discussing sugar addiction and body image concerns
Commiserating with friend Pat V. about sweets addiction
Mentions documentary work with Joe List

Weekend Comedy Shows (17:21 – 27:50)

Performed at Laugh Tour comedy club in Jersey City
Surprise gig at ‘Butt Disco’ fundraiser for Burning Man group
Detailed experience of performing at a karate dojo in Maplewood, NJ
Reflections on audience interactions and performance challenges

‍‍ Family Activities and Challenges (27:51 – 37:00)

Visit to Brooklyn Children’s Museum for Gabby’s Dollhouse event
Crowded and overwhelming experience at the museum
Face painting line and moral dilemma about line-cutting
Concerns about sanitation and crowded spaces

️ Future Plans and Financial Reflections (37:01 – 46:49)

Upcoming shows in Wisconsin and potential Chicago gigs
Family trip to Colorado from March 22nd to 28th
Gratitude for family’s financial support for the trip
Reflections on podcast future and potential career focus shifts

Action items

Patrick

Consider booking studio space for recording podcast episodes with guests (03:01)
Get either COVID or flu vaccine (29:07)
Update website calendar with upcoming shows (46:32)
Sell merchandise at shows (46:42)

Ep. 172 “Concert of Farts”

January 22, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, Comedy, couples, dating, Love, Marriage, mental health, podcast, RelationshipsPatrick Holbert

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In Episode 172 of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host’s fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the host’s recent trip to Salem for the premiere of a Tom Dustin documentary, where technical sound issues contrasted with the audience’s warm reception. As the episode unfolds, the host reflects on aspirations to create more documentaries amid financial concerns and a philosophical contemplation of life’s purpose rooted in love. It concludes with a recap of recent comedy gigs, highlights the supportive community within comedy, and addresses uncertainties regarding the podcast’s future and audience engagement, with action items encouraging a deeper exploration of documentary filmmaking and the effectiveness of the podcast itself.

Notes

️ Solo Episode Introduction (00:24 – 08:32)

Episode 172 of “We Hired a Sitter for This”
Solo episode by the host
Morning incident involving a fart sound in the bathroom
Misunderstanding with daughter about the source of the sound
Reflection on post-truth society

Spiritual and Paranormal Interests (08:32 – 18:22)

Discussion about telepathy and the “Telepathy Tapes” podcast
Thoughts on past lives and reincarnation
Interest in aliens and UFO disclosure
Skepticism vs. belief in supernatural phenomena

Comedy Experiences and Documentary Premiere (18:22 – 28:09)

Trip to Salem, Massachusetts
Premiere of Tom Dustin documentary in Somerville
Technical issues with sound during the screening
Positive audience response to the film

Spirituality and Career Reflections (28:09 – 41:19)

Further discussion on telepathy and alien theories
Desire to make more documentary films
Financial concerns and seeking work opportunities
Reflection on the purpose of life being love

Comedy Gigs and Podcast Reflections (41:19 – 50:27)

Recap of recent comedy performances
Positive experience at Summer Shack in Cambridge
Appreciation for Jack Burke’s kindness to new comedians
Uncertainty about the podcast’s future and audience

Ep. 171 “Do You Know Who I Am??”

January 15, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

Notes

Comedy Career and Business (00:00 – 09:59)

Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting
Gastor’s business acumen comes from his father
Gastor sold candies in high school for profit
Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset
Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset

Comedy Industry Insights (09:59 – 19:44)

Mark Normand’s approach to joke writing as a money-making venture
Gastor’s plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year
Patrick’s experience with new material and upcoming special
Discussion on work ethic in comedy and success

Comedy Shows and Venues (19:44 – 29:35)

Gianmarco’s work ethic and success discussed
Importance of performing frequently and in various venues
Alex’s success with vegan restaurant and comedy career
Discussion on comedy rooms in restaurants and bars

Comedy Challenges and Etiquette (29:36 – 37:37)

Debate on pitching oneself for shows and opportunities
Discussion on comedy club dynamics and getting passed at clubs
Critique of overused phrases in comedy like ‘clap it up’
Importance of preparation and closing bits in sets

️ Podcast Experiences (37:38 – 47:35)

Gastor’s experience with unprepared podcast hosts
Patrick’s experience with disrespectful introductions
Discussion on the challenges of podcasting and interviewing
Importance of research and preparation in podcasting

️ Upcoming Shows and Closing Thoughts (47:35 – 56:10)

Gastor’s upcoming shows in Saratoga and other locations
Patrick’s potential shows in Colorado and Wisconsin
Reflections on respect in the comedy community
Closing remarks and New Year wishes

Action items

Gastro

Plan and execute collaborations to highlight skills (09:59)
Pitch himself for ‘Stand up on the Spot’ show (39:04)

Patrick

Organize YouTube channel with sections for stand-up and podcasts (29:36)
Consider posting recent hosting set clips, editing out unfinished jokes (29:36)
Attend Gastor’s show at Comedy Works in Saratoga (46:45)

Ep. 170 “Two Cry Limit”

January 8, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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Overview

In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump’s early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant behavior for children and established a ‘two-cry rule’ for public settings while suggesting ways to compensate disturbed diners. Conversations continued on living arrangements with parents, weighing the benefits of proximity to family against independence, before transitioning to creative ambitions for the New Year, including goals for a YouTube channel and the challenges of content creation. Action items were identified, including producing more clips for the YouTube channel, posting recorded shows, and considering original documentary projects to enhance viewership.

Notes

Reminiscing About 2005 (00:00 – 09:11)

Discussed memories from 2005, including parties in Williamsburg and Astoria
Mentioned watching the first season of The Apprentice with Donald Trump
Reflected on Trump’s public persona and business image at the time
Discussed making casting tapes for The Apprentice

New Year’s Eve Party (09:11 – 18:53)

One participant hosted a New Year’s Eve party at their parents’ house
The party was a mix of family friends and comedians
Discussed the dynamics of mixing civilians and comedians at social gatherings
Mentioned karaoke and singing attempts at the party
Discussed the issue of having more beer after the party than before

Parenting and Restaurant Etiquette (18:53 – 28:13)

Discussed a New Year’s Eve dinner at Roberta’s Pizza with kids from daycare
Debated appropriate behavior for children in restaurant settings
Established a ‘two-cry rule’ for children in public spaces
Suggested tipping extra or buying drinks for disturbed tables as compensation

Living Arrangements and Family (28:13 – 38:48)

Discussed potential living arrangements with parents
One participant’s parents offered their upstairs apartment
Debated pros and cons of living closer to family
Mentioned the idea of having a ‘crash pad’ at parents’ place for extended visits

Creative Goals and YouTube Channel (38:48 – 48:12)

Discussed New Year’s resolutions, focusing on creative projects
Expressed desire to grow YouTube channel and reach 500 subscribers
Mentioned upcoming Tom Dustin documentary with theatrical release
Discussed the challenges of creating content and growing an audience
Reflected on the sacrifices required for success in creative fields

Action items

Pat Miscellaneous

Create more clips for the YouTube channel to grow the audience (45:43)
Post three duo shows that have already been recorded (46:02)
Consider making original documentaries for the YouTube channel (46:43)

Ep. 169 “Fun to the Head”

January 1, 2025Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedPatrick Holbert

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As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.