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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 “A Brolic Episode”

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In Episode 139 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children.

Main Topics:

• 🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old’s online activities. Gastor emphasizes the importance of holding his children’s taste levels to a higher standard as an artist himself.
• 🧒 Parenting Dynamics: The hosts discuss creating connections with their kids by sharing interests, providing guidance, and being open and honest about their strengths and struggles.
• 🔍 Monitoring Online Activities: Patrick expresses a desire to monitor his child’s online activities to ensure she avoids “scary” subcultures (guns, racism, etc.). They debate whether it ever makes sense to track your children.
• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Father Feeling Replaced: In response to a Reddit post, they address concerns of a father feeling replaced by his child’s mother’s new boyfriend, highlighting the importance of positive influences in children’s lives while navigating personal challenges related to physical fitness, intellectual stimulation, and adjusting to parenthood.

Live Show Announcements:

• 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village.
• 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.

Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions and parenting tips on “We Hired a Sitter For This.”

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 “Civic Doody”

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In Episode 138 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style.

Main Topics:

⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold.

🍏 Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is on Day 5 without junk food, discussing the challenges and benefits of this dietary change.

🧓 Getting Older: The comedians reflect on aging and the changes in their bodies, including Patrick’s recent fall after grocery shopping and their observations about declining mental sharpness.

🥊 Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: They delve into the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, examining generational differences in strength and fighting styles.

🤜 Scuffles and Fights: Patrick and Gastor recount various scuffles and fights they’ve been involved in, sharing humorous and insightful stories.

Live Show Announcements:

🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village.

🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.

Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and thought-provoking discussions on “We Hired a Sitter For This.”

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com

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🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 “Ancient Itch”

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In Episode 137 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI.

Main Topics:

🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage.

🌎 Performing in Random Towns: Delve into the comedians’ experiences performing in various towns across the country without having the opportunity to enjoy the local attractions. Gastor celebrates working with Marcus Cardona in Maine, praising him as an excellent comic and host for gigs in the area.

🧬 Nature vs. Nurture: Engage in a thoughtful discussion on the nature vs. nurture debate, exploring what influences children’s behaviors and how different factors shape their development.

🚀 Thrill-Seeking Behaviors: Listen as Patrick shares the origins of his thrill-seeking behaviors, recounting personal stories and experiences that have shaped his adventurous spirit.

🤝 Mutual Respect for Richie Redding: Hear about Patrick and Gastor’s mutual respect for fellow comedian Richie Redding, reflecting on their experiences working with him and the impact he’s had on their careers.

🗣️ Plus Many Other Topics: From light-hearted banter to deep discussions, join Patrick and Gastor as they cover a wide range of topics, offering insights and humor along the way.

Tune in for an engaging and entertaining episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com

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Episode Title: “Drive to Hurleyville”

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 136

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics.

Main Topics:

🏞️ Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy.

🛒 Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation.

📝 Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento.

🌆 Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues.

🎭 Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity.

Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com

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Episode Title: “Bus Chase”

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 135

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions.

Main Topics:

• 🚌 Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time.
• 👟 Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation.
• 🏀 Gastor’s Aspirations: Explore Gastor’s aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions.
• 🎭 Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations.

Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:

@GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

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Episode Title: “Naked Tres Golpes”

🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 134

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations.

Main Topics:

• 🎭 Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the mental challenges and struggles, especially for Patrick, who grapples with letting go and perfectionism.
• 📽️ Patrick’s Comedy Show Taping: Delve into discussions about Patrick’s comedy show taping and the debate over whether he should release the filmed material. From artistic expression to personal growth, join the hosts in exploring the complexities of the comedy world.
• 🏝️ Gastor’s Dominican Republic Vacation: Join Gastor as he shares about his family vacation to the Dominican Republic, reconnecting with extended family and creating special memories with his kids. From cultural experiences to bonding moments, join him in exploring the beauty of family travel.
• 👙 Naked Comedy Show in Bushwick: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his experience performing on a naked comedy show in Bushwick with Gastor’s other podcast partner, Shalewa. From comedic anecdotes to philosophical debates, join them in exploring the purpose and necessity of such shows.
• 🤔 Debate on Naked Podcasting: Delve into a lively debate on whether their very own podcast should be done naked. From humorous banter to philosophical musings, join Patrick and Gastor in exploring the boundaries of podcasting and self-expression.

Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 133

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles.

Main Topics:

• 🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding.
• 🍪 Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts’ snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life’s simple pleasures.
• 📚 Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement.
• 🥗 Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today’s fast-paced world.
• 💼 Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity.
• 🤗 Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms.
• 🤣 Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds.
• 👴👵 Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage.
• 🧹 Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independent living. From instilling responsibility to teaching essential life skills, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the journey of parenthood.

Tune in for a laughter-filled and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

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After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:

(This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode)

📊 Show Notes & Overview
Discussion on communication habits with children
Importance of positive talk and language use
Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children
🔑 Action Plan
Demonstrating positive talk more frequently
Reviewing performance feedback processes
Implementing healthy communication habits
Holding accountable for actions
🚸 Children’s Communication
Impact of words on self-perception
Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes
Encouraging curiosity and resilience
Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn
🚸 Parenting Strategies
Demonstrating positive language and talk
Monitoring children’s academic progress
Being conscious of language use in daily interactions
🔍 Conflict Resolution
Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts
Avoiding negative online interactions
Opening discussions with compliments
📅 Follow-Up
Checking in on homework completion
Schedule for future meetings and reviews

Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 130: “Coco G Skips Easter”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.

Main Topics:

• 🐰 Coco G’s Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G’s decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season.
• 🚗 Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot.
• 💼 Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life.
• 💪 Gastor’s Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor.
• 🛫 Patrick’s Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City.
• 🕰️ 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it’s safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum.
• 🚸 Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction.

Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

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Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com