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Ep. 121 The Kia Compromise

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121

Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 The Saga of Patrick’s 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilarious tales of his enduring 2010 Kia Sorento, and the comedic challenges it poses when used for road work as a comedian.
  • 🪑 Gastor’s Throne: Discover the world of Gastor’s cherished “chair,” the epicenter of his football-watching experience. From the importance of this piece of furniture to the comedic tales it holds, the hosts take you on a journey into the heart of Gastor’s game-day rituals.
  • 🏈 Sports and Gambling: Dive into a candid discussion about the roles sports play in Patrick and Gastor’s lives. While football and gambling bring joy and excitement for Gastor, Patrick shares how his relationship with sports has evolved over time.
  • 🏡 Minimalism at Home: Explore the comedic dynamics of household minimalism as the hosts reflect on their wives’ impressive abilities to declutter and minimize belongings. Laugh along as they navigate the subtle art of domestic simplicity.

Whether you’re a comedy enthusiast, a sports fan, or simply someone looking for a good laugh, “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 121 promises an entertaining blend of humor, relatability, and unique perspectives.

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Patrick: @theholbertreport

Gastor: @GastorAlmonte

120 Ross is back and sick of it!

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🎙️ Title: “We Hired a Sitter For This” 🔥 Episode Title: “Ross is back and sick of it!”

Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩 The uproarious “We Hired a Sitter For This” is back, and this time, Patrick and Ross have wrestled the mics back from the clutches of Gastor. Ross, the OG co-host, is back, and she’s not holding back—she’s had it up to here! 🤯

The laughter kicks off as Ross spills the juicy details of her latest adventure – a pinkeye saga courtesy of the adorable troublemaker, Franny, their daughter. Who knew parenting could be this glamorous? 🤣

But that’s not all! Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of hilarity as the dynamic duo dives into the chaos of parenting stress, spills the beans on the importance of date nights (amidst the madness), and shares side-splitting anecdotes of their family escapades. 🚀

As if that weren’t enough, they drop a bombshell! 🌪️ Teasing the future of their polyamorous marriage, Ross and Patrick keep the excitement coming. Get ready for a wild ride of humor, relatability, and a sneak peek into the unconventional twists of their love story. 🎢

Buckle up, listeners, because “We Hired a Sitter For This” is serving up laughs, love, and a whole lot of craziness! 🤪

119 Emergency Contact Dog Psychic

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic”

Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind “We Hired a Sitter For This,” as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor.

Parental Chronicles:

  • 😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected challenges arising from co-sleeping with his daughter and Ross. Bedtime routines take an unexpected, laugh-inducing turn!
  • 🤰 Support Squad: Explore the journey of Patrick and Ross through parenthood as they hilariously recount hiring a sleep coach, a lactation consultant, attending a birth class over Zoom, and even consulting with a dog psychic! Gastor, in his classic style, skewers these “invented jobs” with humor and wit.
  • 🤔 Sensitive Dad in a “Boy’s Club”: Patrick reflects on the nuances of being a sensitive father to a daughter in the male-dominated world of comedy green rooms. It’s a candid exploration of navigating a space that sometimes feels like a locker room.

Gastor’s Wisdom:

  • 🚀 Navigating Tricky Situations: Gastor provides valuable advice as Patrick shares a tricky encounter involving toxic masculinity in comedy green rooms. Laugh and learn as Gastor offers insights into handling awkward situations with finesse.

Explore the lighter side of parenting with Patrick and Gastor on “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic.” This isn’t your typical parenting podcast; it’s a genuine exploration of the funny side of fatherhood. Tune in for a dose of laughter and real-talk.

Ep. 118 Who is The Wknd?? WHASFT

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd?

Join Patrick and Gastor in the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” marked as their third hosting collaboration. The duo brings a fresh perspective and their signature humor to a range of intriguing topics.

Main Topics:

  • 🤔 The Pledge of Allegiance Debate: Patrick sparks a thought-provoking discussion as he delves into why he finds the Pledge of Allegiance creepy and potentially fascist. Brace yourself for a humorous exploration of national allegiance and the nuances involved.
  • 🎤 “Who is The Wknd?”: Gastor playfully pokes fun at Patrick’s uncertainty about whether he’s in the know about the pop star, The Weeknd. The banter unfolds as Gastor teases Patrick about his pop culture awareness.

Parental Chronicles:

  • 😷 Franny’s Illness Stress: Patrick opens up about the ongoing sickness of his child, Franny, and the added stress it brings to his household. Join in for a candid discussion about the challenges of parenting and navigating through family health issues.
  • 🎭 Comedy and Survivor’s Guilt: Patrick reflects on the unique challenges of being a comedian with the ability to leave the house for performances while leaving Ross with the responsibilities of caring for their baby. Dive into the complexities of comedy life and the associated feelings of survivor’s guilt.
  • 🎙️ Gig Adventures: Patrick shares a humorous anecdote about contemplating stealing sound equipment at a gig. Get ready for laughs as he recounts the mischievous thoughts that crossed his mind in the world of live performances.

Explore the dynamic and entertaining conversations in “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 118: “Who is The Wknd?” Laugh along with Patrick and Gastor as they navigate everything from national allegiance to pop star awareness and the ups and downs of parenting.

Ep. 117 What’s Dad Mad About???

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Just two dads openly about what we’re stewing about this week. But also having fun and laughs! check it out

Patrick Holbert @TheHolbertReport

Gastor Almonte @GastorAlmonte

Ep. 116 New Co Host!!! Gastor Almonte

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Heyyyy we’re back with a new episode. Well, not the “We” you may be used to. This week we’ve got a new co host going through the onboarding process. He’s seen HR, he’s got his direct deposit info submitted to the finance department, and he’s ready to rock.

Gastor Almonte is one of my oldest friends in comedy and I admire him very much. He’s a father of two older children and he’s a wise man. Take a listen to this fun convo about child-rearing in NYC in 2024!!!

Also, follow Gastor on all the stuff—- @GastorAlmonte

And me too! @TheHolbertReport