Monthly Archives: February 2024

Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip



Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!

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Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage



๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 124

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond.

Main Topics:

  • ๐Ÿš— Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures on the open road, get ready for laughs as they recount the highs and lows of life as traveling comedians.
  • ๐ŸŽ‰ Celebrating Comedy Victories: Join in as the hosts celebrate the growth and victories of their comedy peers. From milestone achievements to memorable performances, Patrick and Gastor shine a spotlight on the successes of their fellow comedians.
  • ๐ŸŒ† Gastor’s Love for Pittsburgh: Discover Gastor’s appreciation for the Steel City as he shares his fondness for Pittsburgh’s unique charm and cultural offerings. Laugh along as he extols the virtues of this hidden gem of a city.
  • ๐Ÿ—ฝ NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ Missteps: Dive into the comedic commentary as Patrick and Gastor dissect the missteps of NYC Mayor Eric Adams. From policy blunders to public gaffes, the hosts offer their unfiltered take on the latest political drama.
  • ๐ŸŽค Upcoming Gig in Hyde Park NY: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor gear up for their upcoming gig in Hyde Park, NY. From pre-show jitters to anticipation for the crowd’s reaction, join them on the comedic journey leading up to the big night.
  • ๐Ÿ“š Homework Horrors: Explore the hosts’ respective approaches to homework growing up, from procrastination woes to last-minute scrambles. Laugh along as they reminisce about their school days and share hilarious tales of academic misadventures.
  • ๐Ÿ’ผ Work Ethic Wonders: Delve into Gastor’s work ethic and its potential influence on his children. From leading by example to instilling values of hard work and determination, join the hosts in a candid discussion about parenting and work ethic.
  • โšฝ Vasectomies and Circumcisions: Brace yourself for laughs as Patrick and Gastor tackle the taboo topics of vasectomies and circumcisions. From humorous anecdotes to awkward encounters, the hosts offer their unique perspectives on these sensitive subjects.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte


Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty



๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty”

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting.

Main Topics:

  • ๐Ÿˆ Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game action to the unforgettable halftime show. Get ready for laughs as they share their unique perspectives on football’s biggest event. (Note from a human- we did not get into the game details at all LOL)
  • ๐Ÿคฐ Patrick Mahomes’ “Dad Bod”: Dive into the hilarious commentary as the hosts discuss Patrick Mahomes’ iconic “dad bod” and its implications in the world of sports and fatherhood. Prepare for laughs as they weigh in on the pressures of maintaining physique amidst fatherly duties.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Gastor’s Sports Betting Saga: Explore Gastor’s comedic relationship with sports betting as he shares anecdotes and insights from his adventures in gambling. From thrilling victories to unexpected losses, Gastor’s journey through the world of sports betting is a rollercoaster of laughs.
  • ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ Life on the Road: Laugh along as Gastor recounts his six-day stint working on the road in Texas and Idaho. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures, Gastor’s tales from the road promise an entertaining glimpse into life as a traveling comedian.
  • ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Kitchen Gate Debates: Join the hosts in a comedic exploration of the aftermath of Patrick and Ross taking down the child safety gate in their kitchen. From newfound freedoms to potential kitchen chaos, Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of parenting: What are the rules for a small child with access to the kitchen?
  • ๐Ÿฅ— Teen Nutrition Troubles: Delve into the comedic dynamics of teen nutrition routines as Gastor shares insights into his family’s evolving dietary habits. From navigating newfound autonomy to balancing healthy choices, Patrick and Gastor provide a humorous take on the challenges of teen nutrition.
  • ๐ŸŽ‰ Birthday Party Blues: Laugh and learn as the hosts discuss how parents should handle the delicate situation of a poorly attended child’s birthday party. From navigating disappointment to finding silver linings, Patrick and Gastor offer comedic insights into handling parenting mishaps.

Tune in for a hilarious and heartwarming episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor navigate the wild ride of fatherhood, sports, and parenting with their signature blend of humor and insight.

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
Ross Martineau: @rosserinmartineau


Ep. 122 Psychotic Levels of Romance



๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot):

“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance”

Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting.

Main Topics:

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Trusting Childcare: Patrick and Gastor share their humorous insights into the age-old question of who they can truly trust with childcare. Get ready for laughs as they navigate the delicate balance of finding reliable caregivers for their little ones.
  • ๐Ÿ’ธ Regrets and Babysitter Blues: Explore the comedic pitfalls of hiring a babysitter, only to regret it when the date doesn’t live up to expectations. Patrick and Gastor dish out hilarious anecdotes and reflections on the trials and tribulations of investing in a night out.
  • ๐ŸŽ Gastor’s Gift-Giving Antics: Dive into the comedic world of Gastor’s gift-giving practices in his marriage. From thoughtful gestures to outrageous surprises, Gastor’s approach to romance is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
  • ๐Ÿ’˜ Dating Wisdom: Gastor shares his unique brand of dating advice, offering up pearls of wisdom with a comedic twist. Prepare for laughs as Gastor serves up his take on the dos and don’ts of modern romance.
  • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Roles in Parenthood: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of the evolving roles husbands and wives play in each other’s lives, particularly after welcoming children into the mix. Discover the comedic dynamics of partnership and parenthood as Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives.
  • ๐ŸŽฎ Parent-Child Bonding: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor discuss various bonding methods between parents and children, from playful games to memorable trips. Explore the heartwarming and hilarious moments that strengthen the parent-child bond.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable insights in “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance.” Whether you’re a parent, a romantic at heart, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode promises an entertaining blend of humor and heart.