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Ep. 132 Spicy Cough Syrup

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After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:

(This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode)

📊 Show Notes & Overview
Discussion on communication habits with children
Importance of positive talk and language use
Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children
🔑 Action Plan
Demonstrating positive talk more frequently
Reviewing performance feedback processes
Implementing healthy communication habits
Holding accountable for actions
🚸 Children’s Communication
Impact of words on self-perception
Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes
Encouraging curiosity and resilience
Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn
🚸 Parenting Strategies
Demonstrating positive language and talk
Monitoring children’s academic progress
Being conscious of language use in daily interactions
🔍 Conflict Resolution
Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts
Avoiding negative online interactions
Opening discussions with compliments
📅 Follow-Up
Checking in on homework completion
Schedule for future meetings and reviews

Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 131 Billionaires in Bikinis

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 131: “Billionaires in Bikinis”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.

Main Topics:

  • 🎤 Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture.
  • 💰 Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries.
  • 💼 The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation.
  • 👋 The Will Smith / Chris Rock “Slap” Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock “slap” incident through the lens of dad’s behaving angrily in public spaces.
  • 💑 Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s open relationship.
  • 🌱 Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature.
  • 📝 Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood.

Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert:

@theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte:

@GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 130 Coco G Skips Easter

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 130: “Coco G Skips Easter”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.

Main Topics:

  • 🐰 Coco G’s Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G’s decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season.
  • 🚗 Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot.
  • 💼 Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life.
  • 💪 Gastor’s Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor.
  • 🛫 Patrick’s Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City.
  • 🕰️ 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it’s safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum.
  • 🚸 Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction.

Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

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Ep. 129 Regrets & Conundrums

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.

Main Topics:

  • 🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.
  • 👨‍👧‍👧 Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father’s concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.
  • 👨‍👩‍👧 Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.
  • 📺 Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood’s most awkward moments.

Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 128 Doctor New York

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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges.

Main Topics:

  • 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by “DRNY” (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.
  • 👂 Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.
  • 💉 Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts’ plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.
  • 🎂 Celebrating Patrick’s Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick’s 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life’s adventures.
  • 👴 Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.
  • 💰 “What’s Dad Mad About?” Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the “What’s Dad Mad About?” segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

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Gastor Almonte:

@GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127

Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.
  • 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.
  • 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.
  • 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.
  • 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.
  • 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.
  • 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.
  • 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures.
  • 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.
  • 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 126 Don’t Know Nothing About Soap

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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 126: “Don’t Know Nothing About Soap”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections.

Main Topics:

  • 📺 Encountering the First Hater: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences with their first YouTube hater. Discover the hilarity and absurdity as they navigate through the world of online criticism and misunderstanding.
  • 🎤 Hyde Park Rotary Club Gig: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts recount their successful performance at the Hyde Park Rotary Club. From co-headlining the show to delivering a memorable duo act, join Patrick and Gastor as they take the stage and leave the audience in stitches.
  • 🛁 Date Night Disaster: Get ready for hilarity as Patrick recaps a disastrous date he took with Ross to the Russian & Turkish baths in the East Village of NYC. Laugh along as Gastor provides additional feedback and comedic insights into navigating the pitfalls of romance and date nights gone wrong.
  • 🏫 High School Politics: Join the hosts in a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss high school politics and the awkward journey of finding your way during the most formative years. Discover surprising revelations as Patrick and Gastor reflect on their experiences and share hilarious tales from their high school days.

Tune in for an uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and unfiltered commentary.

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Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip

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Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!

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Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage

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🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 124

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures on the open road, get ready for laughs as they recount the highs and lows of life as traveling comedians.
  • 🎉 Celebrating Comedy Victories: Join in as the hosts celebrate the growth and victories of their comedy peers. From milestone achievements to memorable performances, Patrick and Gastor shine a spotlight on the successes of their fellow comedians.
  • 🌆 Gastor’s Love for Pittsburgh: Discover Gastor’s appreciation for the Steel City as he shares his fondness for Pittsburgh’s unique charm and cultural offerings. Laugh along as he extols the virtues of this hidden gem of a city.
  • 🗽 NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ Missteps: Dive into the comedic commentary as Patrick and Gastor dissect the missteps of NYC Mayor Eric Adams. From policy blunders to public gaffes, the hosts offer their unfiltered take on the latest political drama.
  • 🎤 Upcoming Gig in Hyde Park NY: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor gear up for their upcoming gig in Hyde Park, NY. From pre-show jitters to anticipation for the crowd’s reaction, join them on the comedic journey leading up to the big night.
  • 📚 Homework Horrors: Explore the hosts’ respective approaches to homework growing up, from procrastination woes to last-minute scrambles. Laugh along as they reminisce about their school days and share hilarious tales of academic misadventures.
  • 💼 Work Ethic Wonders: Delve into Gastor’s work ethic and its potential influence on his children. From leading by example to instilling values of hard work and determination, join the hosts in a candid discussion about parenting and work ethic.
  • ⚽ Vasectomies and Circumcisions: Brace yourself for laughs as Patrick and Gastor tackle the taboo topics of vasectomies and circumcisions. From humorous anecdotes to awkward encounters, the hosts offer their unique perspectives on these sensitive subjects.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty

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🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty”

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting.

Main Topics:

  • 🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game action to the unforgettable halftime show. Get ready for laughs as they share their unique perspectives on football’s biggest event. (Note from a human- we did not get into the game details at all LOL)
  • 🤰 Patrick Mahomes’ “Dad Bod”: Dive into the hilarious commentary as the hosts discuss Patrick Mahomes’ iconic “dad bod” and its implications in the world of sports and fatherhood. Prepare for laughs as they weigh in on the pressures of maintaining physique amidst fatherly duties.
  • 💰 Gastor’s Sports Betting Saga: Explore Gastor’s comedic relationship with sports betting as he shares anecdotes and insights from his adventures in gambling. From thrilling victories to unexpected losses, Gastor’s journey through the world of sports betting is a rollercoaster of laughs.
  • 🛣️ Life on the Road: Laugh along as Gastor recounts his six-day stint working on the road in Texas and Idaho. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures, Gastor’s tales from the road promise an entertaining glimpse into life as a traveling comedian.
  • 🍽️ Kitchen Gate Debates: Join the hosts in a comedic exploration of the aftermath of Patrick and Ross taking down the child safety gate in their kitchen. From newfound freedoms to potential kitchen chaos, Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of parenting: What are the rules for a small child with access to the kitchen?
  • 🥗 Teen Nutrition Troubles: Delve into the comedic dynamics of teen nutrition routines as Gastor shares insights into his family’s evolving dietary habits. From navigating newfound autonomy to balancing healthy choices, Patrick and Gastor provide a humorous take on the challenges of teen nutrition.
  • 🎉 Birthday Party Blues: Laugh and learn as the hosts discuss how parents should handle the delicate situation of a poorly attended child’s birthday party. From navigating disappointment to finding silver linings, Patrick and Gastor offer comedic insights into handling parenting mishaps.

Tune in for a hilarious and heartwarming episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor navigate the wild ride of fatherhood, sports, and parenting with their signature blend of humor and insight.

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
Ross Martineau: @rosserinmartineau