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Ep. 129 Regrets & Conundrums

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.

Main Topics:

  • 🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.
  • 👨‍👧‍👧 Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father’s concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.
  • 👨‍👩‍👧 Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.
  • 📺 Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood’s most awkward moments.

Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

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Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 128 Doctor New York

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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges.

Main Topics:

  • 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by “DRNY” (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.
  • 👂 Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.
  • 💉 Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts’ plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.
  • 🎂 Celebrating Patrick’s Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick’s 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life’s adventures.
  • 👴 Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.
  • 💰 “What’s Dad Mad About?” Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the “What’s Dad Mad About?” segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

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Gastor Almonte:

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www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127

Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.
  • 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.
  • 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.
  • 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.
  • 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.
  • 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.
  • 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.
  • 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures.
  • 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.
  • 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 126 Don’t Know Nothing About Soap

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🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 126: “Don’t Know Nothing About Soap”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 126 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections.

Main Topics:

  • 📺 Encountering the First Hater: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences with their first YouTube hater. Discover the hilarity and absurdity as they navigate through the world of online criticism and misunderstanding.
  • 🎤 Hyde Park Rotary Club Gig: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts recount their successful performance at the Hyde Park Rotary Club. From co-headlining the show to delivering a memorable duo act, join Patrick and Gastor as they take the stage and leave the audience in stitches.
  • 🛁 Date Night Disaster: Get ready for hilarity as Patrick recaps a disastrous date he took with Ross to the Russian & Turkish baths in the East Village of NYC. Laugh along as Gastor provides additional feedback and comedic insights into navigating the pitfalls of romance and date nights gone wrong.
  • 🏫 High School Politics: Join the hosts in a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss high school politics and the awkward journey of finding your way during the most formative years. Discover surprising revelations as Patrick and Gastor reflect on their experiences and share hilarious tales from their high school days.

Tune in for an uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and unfiltered commentary.

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Ep. 125 Rotary Club Road Trip

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Patrick and Gastor hit the road to take the stage together for the first time in this episode. Jump in the back seat and buckle up because you’re in for a wild ride! In this episode, the comedian dads talk about Patrick’s crappy car again; Neighborhood tribal politics & punishment; The surveillance industrial complex; Pet peeves amongst spouses, and much much more!

If you’re enjoying our podcast, tell a friend! Tell a parent. Tell a dad. Let’s undo toxic masculinity together.

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Ep. 124 Eric Adams Entourage

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🎙️ Podcast Summary written by a Robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 124

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another side-splitting episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Join them as they dish out laughs, insights, and unfiltered commentary on the latest happenings in their lives and beyond.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 Road Trip Revelries: Patrick and Gastor share tales from their recent road trips for comedy gigs. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures on the open road, get ready for laughs as they recount the highs and lows of life as traveling comedians.
  • 🎉 Celebrating Comedy Victories: Join in as the hosts celebrate the growth and victories of their comedy peers. From milestone achievements to memorable performances, Patrick and Gastor shine a spotlight on the successes of their fellow comedians.
  • 🌆 Gastor’s Love for Pittsburgh: Discover Gastor’s appreciation for the Steel City as he shares his fondness for Pittsburgh’s unique charm and cultural offerings. Laugh along as he extols the virtues of this hidden gem of a city.
  • 🗽 NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ Missteps: Dive into the comedic commentary as Patrick and Gastor dissect the missteps of NYC Mayor Eric Adams. From policy blunders to public gaffes, the hosts offer their unfiltered take on the latest political drama.
  • 🎤 Upcoming Gig in Hyde Park NY: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor gear up for their upcoming gig in Hyde Park, NY. From pre-show jitters to anticipation for the crowd’s reaction, join them on the comedic journey leading up to the big night.
  • 📚 Homework Horrors: Explore the hosts’ respective approaches to homework growing up, from procrastination woes to last-minute scrambles. Laugh along as they reminisce about their school days and share hilarious tales of academic misadventures.
  • 💼 Work Ethic Wonders: Delve into Gastor’s work ethic and its potential influence on his children. From leading by example to instilling values of hard work and determination, join the hosts in a candid discussion about parenting and work ethic.
  • ⚽ Vasectomies and Circumcisions: Brace yourself for laughs as Patrick and Gastor tackle the taboo topics of vasectomies and circumcisions. From humorous anecdotes to awkward encounters, the hosts offer their unique perspectives on these sensitive subjects.

Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

Ep. 123 – Dad Bod Dynasty

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🎙️ Show Summary written by a robot: We Hired a Sitter For This – Episode 123: “Dad Bod Dynasty”

Comedians and hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte are back with another uproarious episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This.” Tune in as they navigate the comedic landscape of fatherhood, sports, and the trials of parenting.

Main Topics:

  • 🏈 Super Bowl Shenanigans: Join Patrick and Gastor as they dissect the highs and lows of the Super Bowl, from the thrilling game action to the unforgettable halftime show. Get ready for laughs as they share their unique perspectives on football’s biggest event. (Note from a human- we did not get into the game details at all LOL)
  • 🤰 Patrick Mahomes’ “Dad Bod”: Dive into the hilarious commentary as the hosts discuss Patrick Mahomes’ iconic “dad bod” and its implications in the world of sports and fatherhood. Prepare for laughs as they weigh in on the pressures of maintaining physique amidst fatherly duties.
  • 💰 Gastor’s Sports Betting Saga: Explore Gastor’s comedic relationship with sports betting as he shares anecdotes and insights from his adventures in gambling. From thrilling victories to unexpected losses, Gastor’s journey through the world of sports betting is a rollercoaster of laughs.
  • 🛣️ Life on the Road: Laugh along as Gastor recounts his six-day stint working on the road in Texas and Idaho. From quirky encounters to unexpected adventures, Gastor’s tales from the road promise an entertaining glimpse into life as a traveling comedian.
  • 🍽️ Kitchen Gate Debates: Join the hosts in a comedic exploration of the aftermath of Patrick and Ross taking down the child safety gate in their kitchen. From newfound freedoms to potential kitchen chaos, Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of parenting: What are the rules for a small child with access to the kitchen?
  • 🥗 Teen Nutrition Troubles: Delve into the comedic dynamics of teen nutrition routines as Gastor shares insights into his family’s evolving dietary habits. From navigating newfound autonomy to balancing healthy choices, Patrick and Gastor provide a humorous take on the challenges of teen nutrition.
  • 🎉 Birthday Party Blues: Laugh and learn as the hosts discuss how parents should handle the delicate situation of a poorly attended child’s birthday party. From navigating disappointment to finding silver linings, Patrick and Gastor offer comedic insights into handling parenting mishaps.

Tune in for a hilarious and heartwarming episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor navigate the wild ride of fatherhood, sports, and parenting with their signature blend of humor and insight.

Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
Ross Martineau: @rosserinmartineau

Ep. 122 Psychotic Levels of Romance

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance”

Join comedians and parents Patrick and Gastor in Episode 122 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a whirlwind of comedic discussions, ranging from childcare dilemmas to the complexities of romance and parenting.

Main Topics:

  • 👩‍👧‍👦 Trusting Childcare: Patrick and Gastor share their humorous insights into the age-old question of who they can truly trust with childcare. Get ready for laughs as they navigate the delicate balance of finding reliable caregivers for their little ones.
  • 💸 Regrets and Babysitter Blues: Explore the comedic pitfalls of hiring a babysitter, only to regret it when the date doesn’t live up to expectations. Patrick and Gastor dish out hilarious anecdotes and reflections on the trials and tribulations of investing in a night out.
  • 🎁 Gastor’s Gift-Giving Antics: Dive into the comedic world of Gastor’s gift-giving practices in his marriage. From thoughtful gestures to outrageous surprises, Gastor’s approach to romance is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
  • 💘 Dating Wisdom: Gastor shares his unique brand of dating advice, offering up pearls of wisdom with a comedic twist. Prepare for laughs as Gastor serves up his take on the dos and don’ts of modern romance.
  • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Roles in Parenthood: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of the evolving roles husbands and wives play in each other’s lives, particularly after welcoming children into the mix. Discover the comedic dynamics of partnership and parenthood as Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives.
  • 🎮 Parent-Child Bonding: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor discuss various bonding methods between parents and children, from playful games to memorable trips. Explore the heartwarming and hilarious moments that strengthen the parent-child bond.

Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable insights in “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 122: “Psychotic Levels of Romance.” Whether you’re a parent, a romantic at heart, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode promises an entertaining blend of humor and heart.

Ep. 121 The Kia Compromise

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 121

Patrick and Gastor are at it again in Episode 121 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” delivering a hearty dose of humor and insightful banter. Join the comedic duo as they explore everything from the quirks of life on the road to the unique roles sports and minimalism play in their households.

Main Topics:

  • 🚗 The Saga of Patrick’s 2010 Kia Sorento: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick unravels the hilarious tales of his enduring 2010 Kia Sorento, and the comedic challenges it poses when used for road work as a comedian.
  • 🪑 Gastor’s Throne: Discover the world of Gastor’s cherished “chair,” the epicenter of his football-watching experience. From the importance of this piece of furniture to the comedic tales it holds, the hosts take you on a journey into the heart of Gastor’s game-day rituals.
  • 🏈 Sports and Gambling: Dive into a candid discussion about the roles sports play in Patrick and Gastor’s lives. While football and gambling bring joy and excitement for Gastor, Patrick shares how his relationship with sports has evolved over time.
  • 🏡 Minimalism at Home: Explore the comedic dynamics of household minimalism as the hosts reflect on their wives’ impressive abilities to declutter and minimize belongings. Laugh along as they navigate the subtle art of domestic simplicity.

Whether you’re a comedy enthusiast, a sports fan, or simply someone looking for a good laugh, “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 121 promises an entertaining blend of humor, relatability, and unique perspectives.

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Patrick: @theholbertreport

Gastor: @GastorAlmonte

119 Emergency Contact Dog Psychic

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“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic”

Join Patrick and Gastor, the witty minds behind “We Hired a Sitter For This,” as they unravel the quirks of parenthood with candid humor.

Parental Chronicles:

  • 😴 Sleeping Saga: Patrick vents his comedic frustration about unexpected challenges arising from co-sleeping with his daughter and Ross. Bedtime routines take an unexpected, laugh-inducing turn!
  • 🤰 Support Squad: Explore the journey of Patrick and Ross through parenthood as they hilariously recount hiring a sleep coach, a lactation consultant, attending a birth class over Zoom, and even consulting with a dog psychic! Gastor, in his classic style, skewers these “invented jobs” with humor and wit.
  • 🤔 Sensitive Dad in a “Boy’s Club”: Patrick reflects on the nuances of being a sensitive father to a daughter in the male-dominated world of comedy green rooms. It’s a candid exploration of navigating a space that sometimes feels like a locker room.

Gastor’s Wisdom:

  • 🚀 Navigating Tricky Situations: Gastor provides valuable advice as Patrick shares a tricky encounter involving toxic masculinity in comedy green rooms. Laugh and learn as Gastor offers insights into handling awkward situations with finesse.

Explore the lighter side of parenting with Patrick and Gastor on “We Hired a Sitter For This” Episode 119: “Emergency Contact Dog Psychic.” This isn’t your typical parenting podcast; it’s a genuine exploration of the funny side of fatherhood. Tune in for a dose of laughter and real-talk.