Ep. 038 – Who cares about our bestie Danielle??



Finally! Danielle, a virgo, promptly arrives on the podcast and spills all the T. She is not only a teacher, wife, and mother, but she’s also a well read pop culture queen. Join Ross, Patrick, and Danielle as they take a walk down memory lane and discuss how this chosen family truly began and withstood early sobriety in the hipster capital of the world, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Despite Ross’ hatred for pop punk, love still thrived.


Ep. 037 – Who cares about Giorgia Lupi??



We met Giorgia Lupi at an upstate NY yoga retreat two summers ago and we’ve been fans ever since! She’s a talented artist, designer, dancer, and conversationalist. In this episode we hear all about how her mind for beautiful order took her from making sense of her grandmother’s cluttered tailor shop to having her work featured in the NY Times and the permanent collection at The Museum of Modern Art.

Check out Giorgia’s amazing TED Talk here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIDCtRX_-o


Ep. 036 – Who cares about Maryam Ajayi?



To say that this woman is inspiring is an understatement! Maryam Ajayi is a trailblazer in the wellness world. Specializing in reiki and breath work, she’s working hard to make healing and self care inclusionary and accessible. Never shying away from challenging conversation, she has written thought provoking pieces for medium.com and has begun holding monthly salons to discuss diversity in wellness. Maryam also spills the “T” on her former life as a republican and how she plans to bring about change in the business world through intuitive energy work. Ross and Patrick thought about asking Maryam to create a thrupple but instead just decided to have an incredibly interesting chat. Join them, won’t you?


Ep. 035 – Who cares about Ross Days?



Soul Cycle Instructor, Comedienne, Actress, International Icon. Ross Days is serving “Rihanna At The Airport” meets the Olsen twins and he’s here to talk about it. That’s right, TWO ROSSES!!! Can you believe it? How will Patrick fair? Have no idea what any of this means? Well tune in and unpack the mythical ADHD creature that is Ross….


Ep. 034 – Who cares about The Bachelor Finale??



Hi, can we steal you for a sec?? Ultimately, we knew from the moment we started watching the bachelor that it was going to be an experience that changed us for the rest of our lives. This journey has taught us so much about ourselves and that love isn’t something you can force, you know? We really hope you’re here for the right reasons because otherwise we’re going to throw you under the bus!

This is quite possibly our most obnoxious episode yet. If you’re passionate about the American institution of BACHELOR NATION, then this episode is for you! If you think The Bachelor is a shameful trash fest and that it’d be enjoyable to watch Chris Harrison dragged across a field of thorned roses, then this convo is also for you. We love it, we hate it, it’s the glue that keeps our marriage together. So come huff on these fumes and enjoy the ride to where the mountains meet the ocean!


Ep. 033 – Who cares about Jason Rodgers??



Ross’ work husband Jason Rodgers swings by to discuss Reality TV, finding kindred spirits in the fashion industry, and a possible spin off podcast. No one knows more about pop culture and television than Jason. Come with us as we take a deep dive into RuPaul’s drag race, Lohan Beach Club, and any other random show that comes to mind. We’re living in a Reality TV Presidency, people. We have to do our research!


Ep. 032 – Who cares about keeping LTRs fresh AF??



Trying to keep your long term relaish fresh? Ross and Patrick have been married for two years and ran away to a farm to celebrate. It don’t get no fresher than that! Hear all about their weekend spent with a goat who don’t give a fuck, a trio of golden retrievers, and a couple animals banging in the barn. Maybe they’ll even give you some unsolicited sex tips. You’re welcome!


Ep. 031 – Who cares about Jen D again??



Jen D. President of our relationship, Wife to Bay, Mother to Niko, and the FIRST RETURNING GUEST OF WHO CARES!!! On this episode, we discuss the trials and tribulations of being postpartum, breastfeeding around your family, and what “playing house” meant for Jen and Ross as kids. Oh, and for the love of god- don’t say “uncomfortability” around Jen because you’ll immediately be dead to her. Ok bye!


Ep. 030 – Who cares about Rachel Green?



Rachel Green is a provocative jewess from Long Island who was called to the bright lights and big titties of New York City as a teen. An all around amazing performer and artist with stories to tell and tips to give, she’s currently touring her sex positive comedy show, “Venus Flytrap,” all over the country. A word of advice, do NOT come for her. You’ll be sorry or end up in a threesome.


Ep. 029 – Who cares about comedy couple Courtney & Casey??



It’s impossible not to care about hysterical comedy couple Courtney Maginnis and Casey James Salengo. He hails from the trailer parks of Vermont while she reps Virginia. At first these two were just comedy colleagues but then the gravitational pull of true love was too strong. Take a listen as they share about being sports fanatics, moving in together, and how couples therapy helps them argue better. Strap in and strap on, babies!