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Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??

March 16, 2022Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, parenting, polyamory, Sobriety, standup comedy, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER??

We’re saying “could be” because even if it is, that’s only because we are probably going to change the name of the podcast. Take a listen to find out what we might change it to! And let us know if it’s the best idea you’ve ever heard in your life. If you think it’s a bad idea, piss off.

This episode sponsored by iodine anti radiation pills

Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??

September 16, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sobriety, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who work there. A place where up is down, down is up, pools are hot, and hot tubs are cold. Join them, won’t you?

Ep. 104 – Who cares about vasectomies??

June 8, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, parenting, polyamory, Rape Culture, Relationships, standup comedy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, review, and subscribe if you haven’t already. Ross and Patrick need sleep and reviews.

Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??

February 7, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, standup, standup comedy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.

Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??

January 29, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, Relationships, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sex, standup, standup comedy, the bachelor, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

Ep. 093 – Who cares about Taint Tuesday??

September 7, 2020Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Drugs, feminism, life, Marriage, mental health, new york city, podcast, polyamory, Sex, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Patrick and Ross get together to talk through childhood anxieties and the current cricks in their necks

Ep. 081 – Who cares about dating in “reality”??

February 24, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drugs, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamoryPatrick Holbert

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Have you heard the news? Pod people are getting engaged without actually meeting face to face! They are potentially mating and procreating while in the pods with the assistance of new technology that involves a blue tooth speaker, a ukulele, and goblets of wine. The apocalypse is a upon us and we must act fast. Just kidding! Love Is Blind is a new dating show on Netflix and Ross and Patrick are obsessed. The show is probably contributing to the downfall of society but who cares?! Listen to Ross and Patrick spoil the entire show by unpacking and ridiculing everything about it.

Ep. 079 – Who cares about a “Babymoon”??

February 10, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, Halloween, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, polyamory, Sex, standup comedy, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Well they’re back from the tropics and they’re depressed. However, it felt like Christmas morning on Sunday in Brooklyn because after a week apart, they finally reunited with PEGGY! So all is not lost – least not in the Holbertineau house – but the nation is a full blown nightmare. While on their magical vacation in Puerto Rico, Ross and Patrick still kept tabs on the White House of Horrors and the democratic shim sham, and most importantly The Bachelor. Tune in to hear all about the food, the beach, the relaxation, and the tv watching. They missed you!

Ep. 077 – Who cares about money??

January 27, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, debt, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, finance, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, money, new york city, nyc, personal finance, podcast, polyamoryPatrick Holbert

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Perhaps our most taboo topic yet!

Ep. 076 – Who cares about The Bachelor Bébés??

January 13, 2020Comedy, Marriage, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, sober, the bachelorPatrick Holbert

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This week Ross and Patrick are back to bouncing around from topic to topic. They know you missed that. While they prepare to be parents, they’re willing to dish out all the unsolicited relationship advice you didn’t ask for. Ross is reading about how to be a French parent, while Patrick wants to be the next bachelor. Come along for the bumpy ride all to the tune of the Backstreet Boys. It makes sense if you listen so just do it.

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