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Ep. 115 – We Hired a Sitter #3

September 19, 2023Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12 steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, bushwick, Comedy, debt, diapers, entrepreneur, finance, jersey city, Marriage, parenting, polyamory, recovery, romance, rule 62, Sex, small business, standup comedy, travelPatrick Holbert

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This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it’s the McRib at McDonald’s or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It’s Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can happen. Mistakes get made. Chronology be damned! The last segment in this episode was recorded first! Or was it? I don’t know anymore. But the point is, I messed up editing so this one is correct. I hope you enjoy!!!!

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Ep. 113 We Hired a Sitter For This First Episode

August 19, 2023Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel12 steps, Alcoholism, Comedy, Marriage, parenting, Relationships, Sobriety, standup comedy, toddlersPatrick Holbert

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This is our first episode back in quite a long time! Our podcast is called “We Hired a Sitter For This” now. One day I will figure out how to change the name of the show and the art, etc, but for now, enjoy our first episode back.

Ep. 112 – Who cares about losing virginity??

April 28, 2022Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Gender, Halloween, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, parenting, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, Substance Abuse, therapy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you’re headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description is gross.

Ep. 110 – Who cares about anything??

March 16, 2022Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, parenting, polyamory, Sobriety, standup comedy, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Who cares about anything when world war three is on and poppin?? Who cares about anything when you just had an afternoon romp? Who cares about anything when your toddler is a terrrorist?? Who cares about anything when this could be THE LAST EPISODE OF WHO CARES EVER??

We’re saying “could be” because even if it is, that’s only because we are probably going to change the name of the podcast. Take a listen to find out what we might change it to! And let us know if it’s the best idea you’ve ever heard in your life. If you think it’s a bad idea, piss off.

This episode sponsored by iodine anti radiation pills

Ep. 107 – Who cares about capitalism??

September 16, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sobriety, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Hello viewers! Have you missed Ross and Patrick? Well they’ve missed you. In this episode, they discuss the albatross around all of our necks, CAPITALISM. Hooray! Did you know we’ve all been brainwashed since childhood to think that we need to be producing at all times and that said production equates to our personal self worth? Don’t worry, Ross and Patrick also take you on a gorgeous journey of their long term stay at a hotel in a city that shall remain nameless and the cast of characters who work there. A place where up is down, down is up, pools are hot, and hot tubs are cold. Join them, won’t you?

Ep. 104 – Who cares about vasectomies??

June 8, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, parenting, polyamory, Rape Culture, Relationships, standup comedy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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On today’s episode, Ross and Patrick discuss vasectomies, doctors who reinforce traumatic patriarchal values, and then seamlessly segue into life’s minutia. Serving you classic Who Cares nonsense. Did I mention they’re tired all the time? Rate, review, and subscribe if you haven’t already. Ross and Patrick need sleep and reviews.

Ep. 102 – Who cares about babysitting??

April 14, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, parenting, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, recovery, Relationships, Sex, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we’ll let you know next week.

Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??

February 7, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, standup, standup comedy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.

Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??

January 29, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, Relationships, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sex, standup, standup comedy, the bachelor, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

Ep. 098 – Who cares about what we watch??

December 26, 2020Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, couples, dating, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, recovery, Relationships, Sobriety, Substance Abuse, the bachelor, therapy, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Content content content!!! The Bachelorette, Dolly Parton, and MURDER. Here’s what we’re watching this holiday season. Well, throughout 2020 I guess.