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Ep. 129 Regrets & Conundrums

March 27, 2024Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedComedy, parenting, reddit, Sex, standup comedy, violencePatrick Holbert

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🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums”

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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.

Main Topics:

🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.
👨‍👧‍👧 Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father’s concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.
👨‍👩‍👧 Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.
📺 Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood’s most awkward moments.

Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.

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Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Ep. 115 – We Hired a Sitter #3

September 19, 2023Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12 steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, bushwick, Comedy, debt, diapers, entrepreneur, finance, jersey city, Marriage, parenting, polyamory, recovery, romance, rule 62, Sex, small business, standup comedy, travelPatrick Holbert

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This is my second time posting this episode. I made a mistake on the first upload. Apologies to our loyal listeners who eagerly await each episode drop like it’s the McRib at McDonald’s or Pumpkin Spice Latte back in stock at Starbucks. Basically, this episode is a wild ride in podcast experimentation. It’s Guerrilla Podcasting, folks! Anything can happen. Mistakes get made. Chronology be damned! The last segment in this episode was recorded first! Or was it? I don’t know anymore. But the point is, I messed up editing so this one is correct. I hope you enjoy!!!!

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Ep. 112 – Who cares about losing virginity??

April 28, 2022Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Gender, Halloween, holidays, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, parenting, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, Substance Abuse, therapy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Hello and welcome to Topic Town, population two!! On this, our one hundred and twelfth episode- we decide to discuss a specific topic and this first one is spicy. We both tell the stories of how we lost our virginity. So saddle up and get on the T train, you’re headed to pound town! Enjoy this mushroom trip about mushroom tips. Eww this description is gross.

Ep. 103 – Who cares about bodies, embodiment, and sex?

May 31, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedConsent, couples, dating, Gender, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, politics, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, standup comedyPatrick Holbert

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On today’s show, Ross and Patrick delve into life as parents and how different they feel about their own individual bodies- You know… Sexually. Pretty cool, right? Their lives have significantly changed and so have their libidos. Is it going to be a slutty summer for the new Mom and Dad? Tune in to find out how they’re handling it all on this new episode of Who Cares!

Ep. 102 – Who cares about babysitting??

April 14, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, UncategorizedAlcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, parenting, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, recovery, Relationships, Sex, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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We hired a sitter to get this one done so dear god please listen. Thanks for keeping us in your subscription queue!! We plan to be back weekly from now on. But we’ll let you know next week.

Ep. 101 – Who cares about parenting bullcrap??

February 7, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, Drag, Drugs, Fashion, feminism, Gender, homosexuality, life, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sobriety, standup, standup comedy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Our 101st episode!! We talk all about the junk we’ve geared up with to keep a baby alive for nearly 8 months. We complain about internet marketing and the parental industrial complex but we also come through with a big recommendation: If you have a new child who won’t sleep, you need to get a mechanical bull.

Ep. 100 – Who cares about episode 100??

January 29, 2021Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, dating, death, Drag, Drugs, feminism, Gender, holidays, homosexuality, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, podcast, polyamory, Reality TV, Relationships, RuPaul's Drag Race, Sex, standup, standup comedy, the bachelor, wellnessPatrick Holbert

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Can you believe it?!?! They made it to episode 100! It only took 3 years, recording inconsistently, and some major life upheavals but they did it. Ross and Patrick take a walk down memory lane but not without discussing politics and The Bachelor. It wouldn’t be 100 episodes of Who Cares if they didn’t bounce around from topic to topic like they forgot to take their adderall. Viewer, thank you for coming on this journey with Ross and Patrick and here’s to a 100 more! Love you!

Ep. 097 – Who cares about sleep training??

December 3, 2020Advice, Comedy, Marriage, Parenting, Pop Culture, Sex, Travel, Uncategorized12steps, Alcoholism, brooklyn, Comedy, Consent, couples, death, feminism, Gender, holidays, life, Love, Marriage, mental health, new york city, nyc, parenting, podcast, politics, polyamory, Relationships, Sex, Sexual misconduct, Sobriety, standup, standup comedy, Substance Abuse, therapy, wellness, yogaPatrick Holbert

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Ross and Patrick have been completely preoccupied by new parenthood and haven’t found a moment to record… until now! They missed you so. Hopefully you don’t mind that “who cares” has become less sexy, and more sleep deprived and child obsessed. They warned you when Ross got pregnant, all bets are off and so are the sex parties, at least for a little while. Join Ross and Patrick on their tour of sleep training a 5 month old baby and what it does to the adult brain. Enjoy!